Posted 5 hours ago

thetinymaria:

People need to RECOGNIZE this…

Posted 5 hours ago

roachpatrol:

imagine steve rogers finding out people were saying that girls and women shouldn’t wear captain america merchandise and uploading a youtube video of him that consists of like seven minutes of him reading the stupid comments out loud in silly voices and laughing

Posted 10 hours ago
  1. Men's Rights Activists: THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.
  2. Black Men: We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
  3. Gay Men: We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
  4. Trans Men: We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.
  5. Men's Rights Activist: ....
  6. ...
  7. ...
  8. ...
  9. Men's Right Activist: Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...
Posted 10 hours ago

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because…

The Supreme Court has ruled that my employer’s religious beliefs are more important than my healthcare options

Posted 10 hours ago

sharoncarter:

snazziest:

whats the raddest aircraft

the hellacopter

I’VE NEVER REBLOGGED ANYTHING SO FAST IN MY LIFE

Posted 10 hours ago

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

(Source: aidn)

Posted 10 hours ago
kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

Posted 11 hours ago

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

Posted 11 hours ago

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

Posted 11 hours ago

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

Posted 11 hours ago
yinx:


june has had enough

yinx:

june has had enough

(Source: jessimalay)

Posted 11 hours ago

onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

Posted 11 hours ago

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

Posted 11 hours ago

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

(Source: protoni)

Posted 11 hours ago
How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?
Anonymous asked

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!