Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

thesylverlining:

wienersushi:

joliefleurr:

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

shes a vision. 

whoa whoa hwoaaaa

her hair is made of wonderful dreams

Posted 8 hours ago

valeria2067:

Pure Happiness. (x)

(Source: whataregifs)

Posted 8 hours ago

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

(Source: ladybrevity)

Posted 8 hours ago
Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
Margaret Atwood (via hanamurateruteru)

(Source: wobblydash)

Posted 8 hours ago

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(Source: redeyesandturntables)

Posted 8 hours ago

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

Posted 8 hours ago

magicalspacetaxi:

unexplained-events:

The President

The 3200 year old tree so massive that it had never been captured in a single image until recently.

This giant sequoia stands 247 feet tall and measures 45,000 cubic feet in volume. The trunk alone measures 27 feet and the branches hold 2 billion needles (more than any tree on the planet).

This picture took a team of photographers from Nat Geo, 32 days and stitching together 126 different photos to make.

SOURCE

i love redwoods because they are at the very limit of what the dynamics of capillary action allows to exist i’m glad an evolutionary niche exists for “THE BIGGEST FUCKIN TREE THAT CAN BE”

Posted 8 hours ago

gracefullikeagazelle:

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

image

I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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Congratulations. 

Posted 8 hours ago

Hogwarts will always be there to be completely done with your shit.

(Source: jimbuckybarnes)

Posted 8 hours ago

naliest:

Am I doing this right

Posted 8 hours ago

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

Posted 14 hours ago
jodecides:

ask-oklahoma-america:

sunsetofdoom:

tarch-7:

Toothless is so cute here.

THE DETAILS
HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES
YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES
HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT
DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

how could you not want a toothless on your dash

can we talk about hiS EYES

jodecides:

ask-oklahoma-america:

sunsetofdoom:

tarch-7:

Toothless is so cute here.

THE DETAILS

HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES

YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES

HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT

DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

how could you not want a toothless on your dash

can we talk about hiS EYES

(Source: graphrofberk)

Posted 14 hours ago

countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

(Source: dy1anobrien)

Posted 23 hours ago